It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
i have my Christmas cards/presents ready
i need tHIS IN MY FUCKING LIFE OHTG SDTFRHXGXCGVSDFG
me: tired and has to wake up early, but can’t sleep because neighbors are throwing a party
me:too anxious to go ask them to turn down the music or call the cops with a noise complaint
The other Kama Sutra….
(or sex positions of other species as reenacted by humans.)
Source: College Humor
My dildo finally came in the mail
Anyways, she’s working tomorrow night. Why don’t we pick up where we left off?
you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.
There was so much innocence in that comment
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
Can we just talk about how humorous this is? With the gown flapping in the wind? It’s like a cape.
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