It’s me. I’m 324B21.
Supernatural + what fourth wall?
when remus first got bitten by a werewolf his parents rushed him to the hospital and they were like “what’s wrong?” “he was bitten by a werewolf” “oh god. what’s his name?” “remus lupin.” “sir are you fucking with me right now”
currently lookin 4 a sugar daddy that doesnt wanna do any sexual stuff but just buys me everything i want and tells me im cute
"Is there a problem with my burger?"
“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”
do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself
and then you start worrying about mind readers
Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good.
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS
BEEN LAUGHING SINCE THE RENAISSANCE
donna noble + missing the big picture
“Gabriel… PLEASE, Daddy’s working…”
Gabriel would totally be the child who would be all over their parent, constantly demanding attention. I was inspired by that scene in the Lion King where Simba’s trying to wake his dad up. XD
Gabe, leave your dad alone, he’s busy shaping the Earth.
You know what? This totally explains the platypus.
Headcanon: God invented sugar just to distract Gabriel so he could get some work done.
And promptly regretted it.
if you had the chance to change your fate…
tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
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