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It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
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i have my Christmas cards/presents ready
i need tHIS IN MY FUCKING LIFE OHTG SDTFRHXGXCGVSDFG
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me: tired and has to wake up early, but can’t sleep because neighbors are throwing a party
me:too anxious to go ask them to turn down the music or call the cops with a noise complaint
Photoset reblogged from An Unexpected Blog with 13,086 notes
The other Kama Sutra….
(or sex positions of other species as reenacted by humans.)
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Photoset reblogged from What about second breakfast? with 38,012 notes
by Megan Lara and Omega Man 5000
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Photo reblogged from Nasty Celery Whale with 26,716 notes
My dildo finally came in the mail
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Photoset reblogged from I'm Perfectly Imperfect with 509 notes
Anyways, she’s working tomorrow night. Why don’t we pick up where we left off?
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Post reblogged from xoxo, exo. with 162,172 notes
you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.
There was so much innocence in that comment
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Post reblogged from An Unexpected Blog with 38,021 notes
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
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Photoset reblogged from I'm doin' stuff, Lori. Things. with 22,385 notes
Can we just talk about how humorous this is? With the gown flapping in the wind? It’s like a cape.
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